Digested read: RSR 2017 was fab. Thank you for asking. No blisters and knee held up. My giraffe came too. Roger couldn’t make it 😦
If you don’t know about the Round Sheffield Run by now, you really should. The blah de blah from the website explains it as follows, but really it makes it sound way more complicated than it is. Just accept it’s fun, fast becoming a Sheffield trail running institution and sells out quickly. You snooze you lose. Alternatively, you could just spend two minutes of your life looking at the fun video of the RSR 2017 event, and you’ll get the idea…
The Round Sheffield Run, trail running enduro is a unique creative “multi-stage” running event following the beautiful Round Sheffield route, a superb running journey linking some of the best trails and parkland. It would be a tough task to find anywhere in the UK that showcases these kind of trails & scenery within its city limits.
The 11 timed stages make up 20km of the 24.5km route.
The unique format breaks the route down into stages. Each stage being raced, and competitors receiving both results for each stage as well as a combined overall result.
Between Stages competitors have the opportunity to rest, relax, and regroup with their friends and refocus before the next stage begins. Competitors are allowed to walk or jog in between stages. The unique concept creates a supportive and unique social vibe. The race format also opens up the course to all abilities.
A festival atmosphere at the end with draft ales, tasty food, and great DJ to ensure that everyone can celebrate in style.
So, I expect you have been in an agony of anticipation wondering what happened at the RSR 2017. Well, may your angst be herewith ended. I did go. It was yay. Roger was in need of veterinary attention however, so in the end I took his sub along as my companion animal for the day. May I introduce Geronimo Sky:
This photo is courtesy of RSR by the way, they put loads of pictures up, available for free on Facebook – but ask that you consider a donation to the fantastic Weston Park Cancer Hospital www.justgiving.com/fundraising/rsr-wpcc-donations which seems fair. Thanks to all the photographers who turned out – I credit all those of you I was able to run down at the bottom of this post. I can’t run that fast though, so sorry if I’ve missed anyone.
Back to Geronimo Sky. Isn’t she gorgeous? She did really well for her debut run. I’d say the RSR is broadly speaking a giraffe friendly event. I mean, you’ll understand that it can take a bit of time for running partnerships to develop, but we romped round OK. She is a female by the way, but don’t worry if it wasn’t immediately obvious to you, giraffes can be quite hard to sex I don’t take offence at gender identification errors. I was less impressed by the ‘go zebra‘ shout out, though I appreciated the positive (I think) sentiment behind it. I just think it’s a shame that people aren’t sufficiently educated about the world’s wildlife these days.
Spoiler Alert – Geronimo Sky and I even won our category! Admittedly, that was my own personal fantasy category for fastest giraffe round. I was actually hoping for fastest animal but those pesky tigers lapped me. Oh well, at least they didn’t recognise us as prey. If they’d been african lions it could have ended badly, tigers though, completely different continent, we were fine. Thanks for your concern. I hadn’t done a proper risk assessment on the possibility of being predated on the way round, I’m quite relieved I got away with it…. this time. Next year, I’ll know better.
Anyway, I’m jumping ahead, don’t want to cause unnecessary discombobulation to readers who prefer a more straightforward chronology to their race reports. You might know already that I was a tad apprehensive on Round Sheffield Run 2017 Eve, understandable, but Roger talked me round. Consequently, as Sunday dawned I’d decided I’d be starting come what may. My knee might shout in protest, my winded running technique might elicit more pity than respect, but I’d be there.
I woke up insanely early, by accident, but didn’t want to risk falling back to sleep and missing the start. It was about 5.00 a.m. but on the plus side, plenty of time for porridge and precautionary pees. Also, it gave me time to apply the learning acquired as a direct consequence of my misjudged RSR recce of a fortnight earlier. Specifically, I was conscious this length of run might take me perilously close to the chafing zone, so I had the chance to have a bit of a go with experimental chaffing-averting lubing up. This was way harder than anticipated, and more dangerous too. I’ll try to explain, but read on at your own risk.
WARNING the following paragraph might just have a bit too much information, but I’m only thinking of other runners in the future remember? They might one day see me out running and wonder ‘
what was she thinking? how on earth did she come to be doing that?’ (with not at all an incredulous intonation) so I think it’s important I tell my story fearlessly and (mostly) with honesty. As well as my poorly knee, I got a blister on one of my toes on my recce, I always do over a certain distance on account of my arthritic and bunion bestowed hobbit feet. I’ve tried every shoe and sock variant known to runners across the world, but to little or no avail. I really need to be able to run in clown shoes, as only they would have big enough toe box, but that wasn’t really an option for a trail race. My clown shoes just don’t have enough grip, they are more for road running I feel, and that’s not my thing at all. Post my recce run, there were also a few erm ‘hot spots‘ suggesting chafing threat level might rise to ‘critical’ for the event day itself. It’s the bra area basically. I don’t care what the running mags tell you, no sports bra keeps your assets absolutely fixed. You can get away with a certain level of erm, dynamism as you bounce along on a run, but sooner or later, just as the titular princess bothered by a pea under a stack of mattresses in the fairy tale, or Simon’s cat trying to get comfy against the odds in the laundry basket, for me, ultimately any bra is going to chafe once you start to sweat, in my world anyway. (Don’t be shocked by this revelation, I refuse to believe I’m the only runner ever to have perspired due to the exertion of taking on the roads and trails.)
Undeterred, what I decided to do this time, was to reach for the vaseline. A marathon running buddy had proclaimed the wisdom and effectiveness of this. I think her approach was sudocrem then vaseline, pretty much everywhere. I couldn’t remember which way round though, and sudocrem is something of a nightmare to work with. It has a half-life of 30 gazillion years I think. Also, in my experience anyway, it has a knack of adhering to every available surface apart from the actual body part to which you are trying to direct it. I eyed my tub of sudocrem, and decided to just go straight for the vaseline. Good call.
So, what followed was a pretty impressive attempt to apply vaseline to all high risk chafing areas. I started cautiously, but some areas are hard to reach, so I ended up just using an aim and flick technique in the hope of firing globules in the general direction of my back bra strap area as best I could. It wasn’t pretty. It wasn’t even effective really. I did get the area covered, but it was hardly a surgically accurate application, more carpet bombing. A lot of collateral areas affected. It doesn’t matter particularly, but it did get messy.
Applying vaseline on the feet was more straightforwards, but – and this was another area where I should have paid more attention to my personal health and safety – the vaseline just seeped through my socks effectively greasing the soles of my feet. Whereas normally the soles of my feet provide traction on floors when walking they were now rendered useless in that respect. It seemed that the entire vicinity of my flat became a high risk skid zone, like I’d inadvertantly created my own personal curling arena. Every floor I tried to move across seemed to stretch to infinity as cheap laminate and aging lino created a perfect storm of slipperiness when brought into contact to my grease sodden socked feet. Inexplicably, my landlord hasn’t anticipated this scenario, I must give them a ring, see if I can have some nice engineered hard wood floorboards put down instead, that would be much safer. There was no time to attend to this on the morning of the race though. I had to crawl on my hands and knees in order to reach the safety of a carpeted area where I could put on my (non-clown) trail shoes. It was touch and go for a while there I don’t mind telling you!
The other unanticipated consequence of such comprehensive lubing up, was that loads of vaseline soaked into my hands making them soft and waterproof, but also pretty rubbish as aids to dressing. Everything I touched just slipped through my fingers, even clothing slid away from me like liquid mercury. Doing up my bra took many abortive attempts, and at least one major tantrum. I was on the point of leaving the flat in search of help, but I don’t know my neighbours well enough for that to be an acceptable way to behave. I understand convention requires that first introductions should be around borrowing cups of sugar say, not presenting them with the sight of your naked torso at 6.00 a.m. on a random Sunday morning. Well I say I don’t know my neighbours well enough, more accurately I didn’t back then. Actually I’ve just got off the phone talking to a very nice woman who works at party-on in Crookes, and it turns out she lives practically next door. I’m sure she’d help out another time!
Anyway, the important thing is, I got there in the end. Vaseline was effectively applied in thick enough quantities that I probably had enough protection to take on a channel swim. Even better, I had successfully wrestled into my running clothing, and my giraffe. Result! What’s more, I can report it all paid off. Not a single hot spot, blister or chafing zone to report either during or post race. I guess body-glide or whatever might be a less messy way to achieve the same result, but I’m completely sold on vaseline. As soon as I’m finished here I’m ordering a crate load on ebay. Best be on the safe side. I imagine I can now look forward to a chafe-free future, who’d have thought it? What with that and my runderwear, I’m sorted.
And just think, all the time I was wrestling with petroleum jelly, these nice people were up early to catch the bus from Marple! There’s dedication. It’s still dark out there, surely? Must be middle of the night! I had no idea Marple was so far away! I know the Snake Pass can take longer than you think to traverse, but even so…
You’re OK to read on now by the way, lubing strategy descriptions concluded
The next challenge was getting acquainted with Geronimo Sky – what with it being her first outing and everything – and plucking up the courage to leave the safety of my attic flat accompanied by a giraffe. I know you can’t always tell by looking at me, but honestly I do still have some vague sense of what is considered socially acceptable behaviour and running wear. Whilst it is huge fun to run in fancy dress, trust me it takes some neck to take that first step out into the big wide world. You just have to brazen it out ultimately, act ‘normal’ (whilst recognising completely that this is a contested concept and probably an artificial construct too) and stride out avoiding eye contact as far as possible. Ultimately though, I am still marginally less embarrassed by running with a giraffe (or horse), strapped around my ample midriff, than by running in unforgiving lycra in the raw. Draw your own conclusions.
Whilst I was doing all this pre-run preparation and faffing, the RSR team (how we love you all) were labouring at the start. It’s impressive is it not. (Thanks RSR for these photos – don’t forget to donate people http://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/rsr-wpcc-donations )
I say everyone was labouring, but clearly some have perfected the art of delegation better than others. Respect! I think we all know that Skip is the real power behind the Front Runner show. The camera cannot lie.
I decided not to arrive especially early at the start this year. This event is always extremely well organised, and I didn’t want to have to hang around too long before running when there was no need to. It was a bit nippy early on and I didn’t want to get cold – perfect temperature for running though. Unfortunately, I cut it a bit too fine. I got waylaid on the way down by a super friendly marshal who was incredibly supportive of Geronimo being with me (always a worry that I’ll be disqualified either for having an assisted-run or because I should have put in a team entry, but not so). Obviously we had to have a chat at the corner of Rustlings Road before I could enter Endcliffe Park. She promised to look out for me as I ran by, and did (having carefully and cleverly memorised my appearance it seems), waving and cheering me on which was fab. Thank you first of many friendly and encouraging marshals of the day! Marshals across the course were in position early, setting up and getting ready for a busy morning of high-fiving and sustenance distribution. They were certainly smiling at the start, and when I passed them, so bet their cheeks were aching with all that grinning by the time the final finisher came through.
Once in, and aware of the event markers (thanks Robert Scriven for these shots) it sort of dawned on me once again that this sight that normally greets me on parkrunday as the Saturday 5k course, was actually the gateway to a rather longer challenge today. 24.5k to be precise, that’s around 5 parkruns near enough, which would usually takes me five weeks to get round therefore. Eek. Perhaps it’s like childbirth? Afterwards you just forget all the painful, bloody and humiliating aspects of it all (so I’m told) and just remember the trophy (baby or running bling, whatever). On the approach though, I was getting some flashbacks. I do remember this, curses!
I also hadn’t factored in that now there’s an elite start group. A good idea, the super-speedies go off on their own mass start at 8.30, so they dont have to overtake everyone else on narrow woodland tracks as happened before when they just joined in other later waves. Upshot was, there was already quite a crowd when I arrived. In previous years I’ve always been in the first wave (more time to get around) so fewer people had gathered by the time I headed off. Plus, I had to say hello to loads of fellow smilies, and other familiar faces, which is great, but time-consuming. Busy, busy, busy!
I’m pleased to say that there were lots of concerned enquiries about the whereabouts of Roger, but general acceptance of Geronimo Sky. That’s what I love about my running club Smiley Paces, a friendly and inclusive bunch. It is about running, but it’s also about chatting, tea and cake (sometimes gin and prosecco) and having a shared run-related laugh whenever the opportunity arises. Always time for a few pre-race pics too I’m glad to say – though I rarely finish events fast enough to be part of the post-event ones:
So it was that pre-race, I ran round with more speed and focus than I managed at any other point in the day, dropping of my bag, picking up my dibber, and joining the mammoth queue for the loo. The queues were so bad, I missed not only seeing the elite runners head off, but almost my start pen too. Did get a shot with a lovely backdrop of the Endcliffe park loos though, so that’s a great way to mark the occasion of a new Smiley Paces recruit’s debut run! Welcome to the Smiley fold my friend. All will be well! 🙂 By the way, does anyone else think these loos are the opposite of the tardis? You know, the building looks huge, but really, just one cubicle lurking behind each door. I really must learn to keep my legs crossed for longer, dread to think how many hours of my life have been lost to me waiting in line for a pee.
Although I missed the first wave heading off, fortunately the paparazzi were on hand to capture the scene. The elite runners must be a feisty lot, because it seems they were most definitely herded into cages under quite close supervision, and then released one at a time to run free in the wild. I think it was sensible to send them off first, unimpeded by the masses. They fair whizzed round. Seriously, this did work, in previous years I’ve always had a few speedier runners struggling to pass,, and much as I do always try to give way, at parts of the trail it is genuinely impossible to dodge to the side. This time although of course I did get overtaken (a lot) I didn’t feel I was in the way ever, which made a pleasing change. (Photos courtesy of RSR Ben Lumley and Martin James this time).
I scrambled into the back of my start pen just in time to find a fellow Smiley to yomp away with. She’s ducked behind another runner so as not to be seen in public with me in the photo below, but don’t worry, she couldn’t keep that up the whole way round, she’ll get outed soon enough! Geronimo Sky couldn’t wait to start yomping. It boded well. I hope the guy just ahead who was hopping the whole course got round ok. Ambitious, but you have to respect everyone’s right to participate in their own way. The RSR is a bit like parkun in that respect.
Plenty of Smiley Paces were out and about today. Some running with more focus than others. See if you can spot the Smiley phoning ahead for a pizza so it would be waiting for her at the finish (it was quite a big queue, so that was smart) or possibly for her forgotten inhaler, I forget which. Look on in awe at the Porter Plodder showing the grim determination of a man who has forgotten his phone, so will have to just run very fast to get to the front of the pizza queue ahead of the crowd instead. We all have our unique approaches to getting underway. All are valid. Don’t judge. You may see mayhem, whereas what’s actually happening is race-technique in action. Look and learn. You have to pace yourself properly if you are going to save something for the 0.4km sprint finish at the end!
In all the excitement, I forgot to start my tomtom, curses, not on strava, didn’t happen, thems the rules – whatever my legs are telling me. I did realise after a bit, but still feel cheated. My Isle of Wight map is incomplete. Sigh.
Never mind, worse things happen at the seaside! (Long story). Main thing, we were awf. Even better, I was even running when the first stealth photographer of the day was in evidence (thanks Robert Scriven), he was actually stalking North Derbyshire Running Club, but pleasingly I was able to gatecrash their photo shoot. Job done. It might not be on strava, but a photo never lies! A key part of running in organised events is the ‘ooh, I’ve seen the photographer‘ pose. It becomes a reflex over time as evidenced here.
I think now would be a good time to remark on the jolly and supportive camaraderie that exists within running clubs everywhere. So let’s have a shout out for North Derbyshire Running Club. The action unfolded behind me but I’m really sure that what I overheard was someone being prevented from a near fall into the Endcliffe lake and early race dunking, and not at all someone being hilariously thrust waterwards as part of a merry (but high risk) jape. Great team work NDRC. Impressed. It’s what it’s all about, looking after each other on those long and lonely trails!
So there we go, race underway ready or not. As in previous years, it all becomes a bit of a blur. Although not officially in a pair, I yomped alongside a fellow smiley for a lot of the first few sections which was companionable. (Sorry if I talked too much, but you got away from me in the end, so well done.)
The big thing about this event is that it’s set up to be highly social, more so if you are slow and people overtake you, and more so squared if you have a giraffe apparently. People like giraffes I’m pleased to say. Whilst some commented on the sheer neck required to bring one along with me on the trails, personally I always appreciate a good giraffe related pun so that was fine and dandy. For the most part people were friendly and encouraging, actually, not just for the most part, I’d say EVERYONE was friendly and encouraging, this event oozes goodwill, you practically have to wade through some of the pools of positivity in parts. I was worried Geronimo might be a bit flighty, but she was fine. I think when she finishes her racing career maybe she could retire and do that ‘pets as therapy’ thing. You know, when animals go round old people’s homes and the like for people to stroke and adore. Quite a few people spontaneously reached out for a quick cuddle as they passed, it was nice. She did feel a bit like public property though, I wonder if that is what people mean when they say people touch their pregnancy bumps uninvited. I didn’t mind, because, well because she’s a giraffe, and people weren’t touching my stomach, they were stroking her head, and running on refreshed by her magical restorative powers apparently. Much as I love Roger, it was also quite nice not to have a single person shout ‘go camel woman‘ at me all day. Geronimo seems to have no such outward ambiguity relating to either her personal identity or all round loveliness, so that’s good. Special shout out now to those who took time to admire her during the day:
Back to details, hopefully you know by now the blah de blah of this event, it’s broken down into ‘epic stages‘ they each have their own unique selling point. Personally I was only ever going to walk up some of those really steep uphill bits, but you’ve got to enjoy whizzing down Limb Valley shouting wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way. Remember to follow the green cross code at the roads, and miss a dib at your peril (friendly marshals will remind and assist). There were some stealth photographers out and about this time, so some new takes on the classic route shots.
I’m not doing a stage by stage debrief this time (no, no, don’t beg me, it diminishes us both), rather some key observations for your edification and perhaps merriment? Oh and here’s an aide memoire of the stages for those of you with the necessary 20 20 vision that will enable you to decipher it. Or you could try just the ‘control’ and + key instead, that works. Don’t try control/alt/delete, that doesn’t. Also, on balance, don’t take IT advice from me on any matter at all, it will definitely invalidate any computer-related insurance policies you have to hand. Just so you know.
The course is extremely well signed and marshaled. A particular innovation is the inclusion of extra markers that are large crosses that are positioned to indicate where you should not go because it is the WRONG WAY! These are designed to look like the sort of warning signs that you might reasonably expect to be positioned to keep you away from say radioactive waste, think of the no-go zones in the post Chernobyl apocalyptic woodlands and you get the idea. No possibility for navigational error on the whole. However, I was briefly confused in Ecclesall Woods as I saw little figures in fluorescent yellow lycra popping up and down on some unexpected woodland trajectory. Turns out each was seeking their own personal unofficial pee point, lucky I didn’t go yomping behind any of them and interrupt their flow. I managed without having to nip behind a bush this year. I must have either been dehydrated or perhaps my bladder control is improving. I don’t think I wet myself on the way round which is the other possible explanation. I like to think I’d have remembered that. Then again, it is all a bit of a blur…
One sighting worth mentioning was that of the awesome guy who actually marshaled last year, but this year was offering his services as a water carrier. He was basically doing a series of shuttles run with a plastic jug full of water from his house, and offering it to passing runners so they could replenish water bottles if they wished. His house was just at the point you take the narrow path into I think Chancet Woods – or was it Graves? Doesn’t matter, point is, he was there, a founder member of Striders we are told, still supporting runners, and a great ambassador for the benefits of keeping engaged and active for sure. I didn’t pose for a photo – he was busy with his water patrol, but others did. Look, smiles all round.
In more serious mode, to be true to my own integrity I do have to make one negative observation about the day. Though I hope it will be recognised as constructive criticism. Generally, I don’t like to say anything bad about this event because overall it is completely glorious and takes on board feedback annually so it can continue to evolve into ever more spectacular reincarnations of itself year on year. However, and I will say this only once, I couldn’t help noticing that I did suggest last year that mandatory fancy dress would improve the event massively and yet …. this didn’t happen! Serious miscalculation. I was pretty devastated to be fair. I had naturally assumed that once this blindingly obvious suggestion for improvement had been pointed out it would be speedily implemented. Well, disappointingly, apparently not. I’ll try not to dwell on it, but, well, you know… If the FRA can have mandatory kit for their fell race series, it shouldn’t be beyond the collective wit and wisdom of kandoo events to to sort out some sort of similar expectation for the RSR.
There was one bridal/hen party it’s true. But there were only a couple of superheroes out and about. I’m sure the quota should be more for this type of event – there were definitely more around in 2016 – I can only assume most entrants didn’t get the memo this time. There’s always next year though, so I’m going to try to keep it positive. Point made. (The photographers, marshals and organisers are all super heroes of course, but they don’t always reveal their identity as they move among us – notable exceptions aside…. ) Those aren’t detachable nipples by the way, well I don’t think so anyway, I assume them to be those magnets you can get to secure your number. Some questions are best left unanswered as we all know.
A particular highlight for me was heading down through Meersbrook park. Two reasons. Three if you count the fact you get to run down a hill. Firstly, I caught up (briefly) with some fellow smilies and we were able to take time out to do some group smiley shots. You’ve got to love a trail event where this is recognised as a quite legitimate mid-race activity.
Second reason, it was in Meersbrook (though it is all a bit of a blur, maybe it was later on in Chelsea park – somewhere with a down hill though), where there was a particularly excited and appreciative gathering of children who screamed in delight at the sight of Geronimo Sky and I strutting our funky stuff (ish) on the trails. I took up the proffered high fives as they stood jumping up and down on a conveniently located bench.
As I ran off I could hear them screaming behind me ‘Gooooooooooooo Lucy Giraffe!‘ it resonated behind me, seemingly bouncing of the hill and fair ringing in my ears as I sped (ish) away. It was fairly cool I don’t mind admitting. It was pretty much identical to being Jeremy Corbyn at Glastonbury I reckon, hearing the rousing chorus of ‘gooooooooooo Jeremy Corbyn‘ and finding it both affirming and puzzling in equal measure. I’m not going to lie though, it felt good!
The trails were pretty dry on the whole, but still sticky in some of the muddy woodland parts. Loose gravel on the dry down hill sections was a bit of a hazard too. I saw more people take a tumble this year, some quite nasty falls. I don’t know if that’s because it was a faster course and people took more risks, or whether people thought they’d get away with road shoes and frankly didn’t. Personally, on a serious note, I think this route does require trail shoes, I wouldn’t dream of doing it in roads, but then I’m quite cautious. Oh, and also quite unbalanced, (no quipping please, and stop sniggering at the back), hence risk averse. Good grief, I’ve already explained about barely managing to remain upright whilst manoeuvering around my own flat – albeit due to my vaseline smeared stocking feet having to negotiate lino – (it’s hard – have you never seen total wipeout?) – in the face of such evidence, I think I can safely rest my case with respect to my ability to remain upright for extended periods of time.
Well done though to the fallen who fell down, but got up again, albeit not in quite such spectacular fashion as bus collision survival man but kudos to you all. Bloodied but unbowed. Ouchy but heroic. Smiling on through. Awesome, always! And you made it round so secured your bling too. Job done! Don’t know why, but looking at these photos makes me think detachable nipples might be quite a handy adaptation for running comfort. I wonder if that is yet a thing?
In other reflections, it’s worth noting that one hilarious aspect of the recovery stages, is that for many of the more urban sections (apart from the horrific Stage 10 which I choose to erase from my mind every year) you are not only allowed to be walking, but it makes sense strategically to do so. Thus, bemused passers-by must think this is the slowest, tardiest, crappiest bunch of over a thousand runners they’ve ever seen racing. One couple did stop us to ask what we were doing, but it’s hard enough to explain the concept of the RSR to people who actually run regularly. I left Regal Smiley to interpret. She trotted to catch us up having done her best to convey what we were up too – stating that she was pretty confident she’d left them with the impression it was a 13 plus mile charity walk, for some previously unheard of fund-raising initiative or other. Oh well. Their interest was benign and the explanation close enough in a not-like-what-we-were-doing-at-all sort of way! Still, a bit of mystery in the world is what makes life interesting. Oh, and in other walking news, as I was walking a road section in stage 10, another cheery runner romped by waving enthusiastically – shouting out to me that we’d met at Southwark parkrun back in April! How pleasing is that? What a small running world it is. Should you be reading this, hello again, sorry I was too breathless and disorientated at the time to be appropriately communicative at the time. Fret not though, some might see that as a blessing, and it was fab to see you again. Apart from me being caught walking in a running section, but I am seriously unimpressed by that bit, it’s hard. You on the other hand were flying, running gazelle like ahead and waving supportively too. I am in awe.
So we the great migrating mass of runners and walk/runners and bumble-rounders continued on our way. The photos suggest some achieved a more elegant running look than others, but we all did the same distance in our own unique ways. Aren’t Barnsley Harriers lovely by the way?
Now might also be a good time to point out I have my own awards system. Here therefore are my chosen winners for the ‘seen the camera-guy heel click jumping award‘, and also the ‘stealth photo-bomb prize‘. There is also a ‘making it uncessarily hard‘ award, (it’s easy to get carried away by the sense of occassion I know) – and one for ‘team solidarity to the finish line! Congratulations everyone. Sorry there is no actual prize, only the glory of having your efforts acknowledged in a blog post no-one will ever read. Maybe not even you. Oh well, you won’t be the first unsung heroes to have walked the earth, and your efforts were not invisible to me. 🙂
Towards the end of the route there is the bit where you wander down through Hunters Bar and back to the park. This is a good social part, as lots of people are up for a chat since the end is in sight, and most are saving their energy for the final sprint. I got some more high-fives from a group of children on the wall at the entrance to the park, and then you have to dib in for the final stage. Here, a marshal sat in his own personal collapsible chair was ‘motivating’ runners with tales of his best time for a 0.4km sprint giving them a time to beat. Honestly, I didn’t have that much of a sprint in me, so stuck with a sedate meander, up to the hedge (which hides you from the crowd) and then picked up a bit of (relative) speed as I cornered it coming into view myself whilst seeing both the finish and the supporting crowds proclaiming the end.
It was good fun seeing people you know lining the finish funnel, also clearly I lack focus, as I had to stop and wave at people aplenty in preference to actually running home. I was having so much fun out there I guess I just didn’t want it to end! At least Geronimo Sky was looking where we going, so we finished safely. Yay.
The finish photos are fab by the way. Grinning runners euphoric at coming home. Some people were joined at the end by family members or supportive friends running them in; other club teams stormed to the finish holding hands in an ‘all for one and one for all‘ sort of way – it warmed the cockles of the hardest of hearts to behold it all I’m sure.
What we will go through for a bit of bling eh?
So, then it ends. Almost suddenly. Bling is offered up, you join a short queue to have your dibber dibbed for one last time, and you get an instantaneous print out of all your segment times. Pleasingly, because only 20km of the route is actually timed, even though (taking my case as an example) you’ve been out on the Round Sheffield route for about 3 days, the dibber recorded time knocks off loads of sections, so you end up feeling you have run the course at super human speed. It’s very heartening. Less heartening is that the same print out also gives your current position, which as it’s done in real-time, means inevitably at that point in time it will tell you that you are in position one squillionth out of one squillion runners, which is a tad demotivating. Maybe not if you are first home, then you’d be one of one – but still currently last actually, now I come to think of it. Actually, on reflection, maybe it isn’t? Maybe they know how many people have set out and the first person home gets a print out saying they are first out of a squillion, maybe I really was one squillionth finisher out of one squillion, and the results processing system just made a calculation that I’d still be slower than everyone else yet to finish because they’d started after me. Oh well. I can’t go and check my slip now as I spilt coffee over it (I know, waste of a good latte) and it isn’t really readable anymore. Perhaps that’s a blessing!
Fortunately, this event really isn’t about placings, well not for me anyway. Enormous respect and kudos to those who storm round at vomit-inducing and leg-cramping speeds on fearless trajectories to win their categories, or achieve new pbs. For the record, we had some awesome Smilies who left laden with prizes at the end of the day. Can’t really say I contributed to the club triumph other than by keeping out of their way, but so proud to see them wearing the Smiley vests in the winners enclosure. Go Smilies!
So race done, just a matter of queueing up for your goodie bag (wotzits, banana, water and trek bar); reclaiming your bag, and weighing up which queue to join. I opted for coffee (proper coffee, hurrah). There was loads around though, bar, pizza, EPIC cafe of course. Straw bales a plenty. Also deck chairs for the brave and supple otherwise surely a poor choice to sit in one of those if you’d just been running. How on earth would you ever get up again without outside assistance? This sort of seemingly impromptu running festival atmosphere is a massive draw of the RSR. There were too many people to catch up with everyone, but it was just lovely and chilled to join in the general lingering and milling about. The organisers even laid on cool air for the morning, their attention to detail also including delivering some restorative cooling drizzle for the main run, and then hot rays of sun for the afternoon of loitering and lounging about. Impressive.
So here are some of the many taking it all in. If you were there you’ll know how much fun it was, if you weren’t, look what you missed! These are more RSR official snaps by the way. It’s not too late to donate to the cause if you, like me, appreciate them. https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/rsr-wpcc-donations
The pizza queue was tempting, but huge, so instead I opted to join a Smiley enclave around the physio tent. We took it in turns to lie out on slabs like the freshly deceased, and allowed the team from The White House Physiotherapy Clinic, to wok their mysterious magic with their healing hands. All for a suggested donation of £10 which is an absolute bargain for having the ability to walk once again restored to you. It fair feels like they have a super power. I’m not going to lie, the massage did hurt, but then it weirdly magically feels better. Some bits didn’t hurt and just felt great. Thank you Ric. I’m still not sure if he was entirely joking when he said that sports massage is a massive smoke and mirrors kind of deception. The process of being massaged is so painful that when they stop you think you are healed whereas actually they’ve just ceased inflicting unecessary pain on you and you are the same as you were at the outset. You confuse the stoppage of pain brought about by the massage being finished with being miraculously cured. I don’t care if it is a massive con trick to be honest, as I felt great afterwards. Even the day after I briefly felt ‘completely fine’ until I was faced with the four flights of stairs I am required to negotiate to exit my flat. Still would recommend though. Felt great. And that’s another fine thing about the RSR, it’s not every event when you can have a lie down and a massage at the end. Heaven!
So that was that. All done and dusted for another year. Back to another 12 months of eager anticipation, still, the build up is all part of the fun is it not. So hopefully see you same time next year. Mandatory fancy dress for 2018 remember.
In the meantime thanks to everyone who made it so. Organisers; fellow runners; marshals; supporters; photographers; sponsors; the weather gods; Smiley compatriots and the good folk of Sheffield too. We are so lucky to have this on our doorstep. Long may it continue.
Oh, and in case you do care about the full results for the RSR 2017 they are here
*This post is work in progress, any objections to use of photos or content, please let me know. Let’s stay happy!*
Closing Photo Credits:
And to help you out with the browsing the post race photos experience thanks to the following for turning out, taking fab photos and sharing freely afterwards:
- RSR ‘official photographers’, some nameless here is album 1 – All race photos will be available for free on Facebook – please consider a donation to the fantastic Weston Park Cancer Hospital www.justgiving.com/fundraising/rsr-wpcc-donations which is fair enough. Thanks Ben Lumley and others for your labours
- RSR official photographer album 2 – All race photos will be available for free on Facebook – please consider a donation to the fantastic Weston Park Cancer Hospital www.justgiving.com/fundraising/rsr-wpcc-donations which is fair enough. Thanks Ben Lumley and others for your labours
- RSR official photographer album 3 – All race photos will be available for free on Facebook – please consider a donation to the fantastic Weston Park Cancer Hospital www.justgiving.com/fundraising/rsr-wpcc-donations Images by: Dom Worrall www.domworrall.co.uk
- RSR official photographer album 4 – All race photos will be available for free on Facebook – please consider a donation to the fantastic Weston Park Cancer Hospital. Last year raised over £1000 from the photos alone www.justgiving.com/fundraising/rsr-wpcc-donations Images by: Dom Worrall http://www.domworrall.co.uk
- RSR official photographer album 5 – All race photos will be available for free on Facebook – please consider a donation to the fantastic Weston Park Cancer Hospital. Last year raised over £1000 from the photos alone http://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/rsr-wpcc-donations Images by: Dom Worrall http://www.domworrall.co.uk
- RSR official photographer album 6 – All race photos will be available for free on Facebook – please consider a donation to the fantastic Weston Park Cancer Hospital. Last year raised over £1000 from the photos alone www.justgiving.com/fundraising/rsr-wpcc-donations Images by: Matthew King JS Collective – Video/Photo
- and finally RSR official photographer album 7 – All race photos will be available for free on Facebook – please consider a donation to the fantastic Weston Park Cancer Hospital. Last year raised over £1000 from the photos alone www.justgiving.com/fundraising/rsr-wpcc-donations Images by: Matthew King JS Collective – Video/Photo
- Martin James for these finish photos
- Martin James again for these from the start
- The lovely Robert Scriven for mood and action shots
- Sallyann Winslow for the panoramic view below
- Jayne Sibley for the classic Steel City Striders’ founder member shot
- Tim Shiles for some nice speeded up video of the end of Stage 1 (check out the music choice too!)
- Robert Bishop – for some select runners in Meersbrook Park
- And the multitude of others who shared photos that I may have freely borrowed, without any longer being able to acknowledge the source. I just hope seeing the pleasure sharing your work has brought about will be its own reward! (Fingers crossed anyway)
- To relive the RSR in its entirety – at eight times the speed of this go-pro equipped runner follow this link thanks to Thomas McCart, really fantastic trance viewing in my book. Enjoy.
Incidentally, it was nice to see some photographers got to be positioned the other side of the lens on the day. Hurrah!
Oh and special thanks to the genius behind the RSR. Good job! Those aren’t knitting he’s holding needles by the way, that would be silly. Note the RSR logo on the side of the tinted windowed support vehicle. You’re welcome.
And if you want to relive other years of the RSR, you can find all my posts here – scroll down for older entries. Don’t have nightmares
Oh, and let’s not make reference to the cows, but we can be quietly grateful to Edale Mountain Rescue all the same. All’s well that ends well.