Digested read: I’m trying out a new sports bra, a Brooks Juno to be specific, and provided as a freebie conditional on me giving feedback to them about what I make of it. Oh don’t fret, I will. We only got introduced today, so it’s early days, but I will run out in hope (literally potentially, Hope isn’t that far away) and report back in due course
Undigested read: this is how it all began
I’m hardly a digital influencer, but then again, if that means I can duck the pressure and desperation that might otherwise compel me to have Harry Styles tattoed on my face that can be only a good thing. I mean really, how desperate would you have to be? It really is taking attention seeking to a whole new level.
So, enough about her, anyway disappointingly, she didn’t even do it, it was all just a publicity stunt – fake news, such a shame it would have been way more fun if she’d been permanently disfigured, oh well. Anyway, let’s get’s back to all about me. Today has been quite exciting, for lots of reasons. Specifically:
- Anticipation of snow (I’ve got mixed feelings about that one to be honest, but it’s still exciting). Mainly so far this has taken the form of it being unbearably bitterly cold and exceedingly wet sleet under foot
- I am now in possession of a new polar watch which is cleverer than me, but could be a boon to my future training sessions
- I am officially a sponsored athlete! (sort of) – despite not being an actual digital influencer, so it just shows dear reader, that miracles can happen (but not the one about the perfect bra)
The watch thing has been brewing since last summer. My dearly beloved TomTom just doesn’t have the battery life I need now I’m looking at longer distances. I mean in fairness, it probably would for most people, but I’m so slow it just bales on me. I find this quite traumatic. I’ve loved my TomTom, we’ve shared all my running milestones and adventures from early parkruns (didn’t have a watch when I very first started) to the London Marathon, and the first third of my first (and to date only) ultra. It feels like an act of betrayal to be retiring it. Still, it had to happen, and today was the day. I’ve gone for a Polar Vantage purely on the battery life (30 hours), it has way more functionality than I really need, but so far dear reader, I can report that it’s a hit! I’ve only worn it for one walk back from the running shop and I’m already alarmingly entranced by graphs about my heart rate, and somewhat miffed by it’s slightly dismissive summary of my efforts.
This watch will leave me nowhere to hide. When I first had a go with the settings in the shop it queried whether I really wanted to record this (by implication) pitiful level of activity with the incredulous phrasing of ‘save this short training’ ? You can feel its contempt. My TomTom wasn’t passive aggressive in this way, then again, it never talked to me at all. The Polar is also lamenting the fact that I’ve not done enough today for it to really draw any conclusions about anything. ‘not enough data to show status’ it says. I think me and my Polar will have a more purposeful relationship, and it will probably hold me accountable which is good for training purposes, but I feel in casting aside my TomTom I’ve lost a bit of my joyful running innocence too. My TomTom was my unfailingly supportive, shared fun times, running buddy whereas I think my Polar Vantage is more of a critical friend. This is not necessarily a bad thing, but it all feels a bit more serious. We shall see. Exciting though… Still, further commentary on this is for another time.
Onto item three. Yes, that’s right! I am officially a sponsored athlete. Well, sort of. I’ve got a free bra to review, but you have to start somewhere. A sports bra, specifically a Brooks Juno Sports Bra. I got an invite to go down to my local running shop and pick one up, conditional on me giving some feedback about it… Ha ha. I feel a bit sorry for the Brooks rep, he has (as yet) no idea how opinionated I can be on the subject of sports bras, and how comprehensive my feedback on the topic will therefore be. There is just sooooooooooooooooooooooo very much I want to get off my chest about bras in general and sports bras in particular. Bring. It. On! After all, it would surely constitute contributory negligence on his part if he feels overwhelmed by it, just shows, you should be careful what you wish for and even more cautious in stating that desire out loud.
So the email came, and I’m not going to lie, my first reaction was to think ‘yay, a freebie’ and then my second reaction was to feel highly dubious there’d be anything at all I’d be able to test drive. I went to a Brooks Bra fitting once before, a couple of years ago and at a different shop. Despite me having said in advance that I required a larger than average cup size when I went there was absolutely nothing to accommodate me, with the biggest size available being a D cup. A D cup FFS! Whilst there are many svelte runners out there, there are a fair few of us with more ample assets in dire need of brassieres that will banish the bounce. It was not only humiliating but made me increasingly angry. I felt like a freak of nature. And was in tears by the time I got home, of frustration more than anything else. There was a whole presentation about how essential it was that women have proper support when exercising which I found incredibly patronising, I KNOW, this is why I am forever on the quest for a perfect bra, one that supports, doesn’t chafe and isn’t too horribly sweaty. I’ve given up on flattering, that’s never going to happen. Also, one that I can put on unaided. Many sports bras seem to assume you have a team of staff on hand to dress you of a morning, FYI, astonishing as it may seem, I don’t. So, top tip for all bra manufacturers, it isn’t giving a lecture on the importance of wearing a decent bra that will sell your product to me, it’s providing a bra that actually fits. Why is that so hard for many bra manufacturers to grasp? Whilst I was partially pacified by a complementary prosecco and a discount on some road shoes, I was still spitting tacks. The average woman’s cup size in the UK is often cited as a D or double D – and if that’s the average it surely follows some will be bigger as well as some smaller. It just seems such a cop out for sports bra manufacturers to claim they have amazing sports bras when they can only accommodate cup sizes A – C that doesn’t seem to me to be such an engineering challenge, yet judging from the conversations I have with my female friends, a decent bra eludes us all…
I feel sports bra manufacturers are decades behind what they could be offering, Bravissimo was a game changer for me and many other women I think … what sports companies might learn from their approach.
Inspiring big boobed women to feel amazing!
Since Bravissimo was founded in 1995, our mission has remained the same: to inspire women with big boobs to feel amazing, to celebrate our figures and to offer a wide choice of beautiful styles to uplift big boobed women in every way!
Not sure that Bravissimo products actually made me feel amazing, but they did at least stop me from feeling like a freak of nature, as when they came on the scene it was the first time I’d ever had a bra that actually fitted. I spent an absolute fortune with them the first time I visited their shop and binned every other bra I owned. Bravissimo was a significant step in the right direction.
Every silver lining has a cloud though. Confidence was quickly overtaken by public humiliation as is so often the way…. I was so keen on Bravissimo as a company, that I used the women who set it up and their business success as a ‘real life’ example for a lecture I was delivering on entrepreneurship to a group of about 300 undergraduate engineering students. My logic was that it would be could to have some women to use as role models alongside the usual cliches of successful entrepreneurs like – at that time – Richard Branson and James Dyson. Plus, I was working at Coventry University at the time, and Bravissimo started in Leamington Spa, just round the corner. Local too. Brilliant. What could possibly go wrong? On reflection, uttering the phrase ‘their, genius, was in identifying and exploiting a gap in the market to cater for bigger breasted women such as myself‘ to this audience that was comprised of about 98% male youths was possibly not my wisest hour. Still, that’s how you learn isn’t it. Also, alas, doesn’t even close to my most embarrassing moment, not by a country mile, but those stories are for another time.
After all, even this svelte marathon runner said running for 19 miles carrying a puppy with her made running feel twice as hard. You missed that story? Where have you been? Basically:
Runner Khemjira Klongsanun was seven miles into the Chombueng marathon in Ratchaburi, Western Thailand, when she saw runners dodging a puppy. Stopping at the side of the road, Klongsanun attempted to coax the trembling puppy over to her.
With no houses nearby, Klongsanun concluded that the pup must have been abandoned. Rather than leaving it behind, she carried it for the next 19-miles, crossing the finish line with the pup in her arms.
and she added – wisely
“Running almost 20 miles carrying dog was truly a challenge. It was two times tiring than a normal marathon but I did it anyway just because he is adorable.
I’m sure it was a challenge, easily two times harder than a normal marathon. So imagine what it’s like carrying my two puppies with me on my long runs? And they aren’t anything like as adorable as an abandoned actual puppy, so yep, it can be a problem. Also, look at the state of the poor pup after being bounced around for 19 + miles. No wonder many women get put off running by lack of suitable boob support. Hence my fantasy about one day having my own bespoke sports bra that meets all my criteria, and which saves the work out for the run rather than elevating the heart rate to an alarming degree just trying to get the damned thing on!
Hmmm, I’m still not sure I ever have, but I’ll keep an open mind.
Anyway, this is why I was very keen to try out a sports bra freebie, even if I wasn’t massively confident it would be up to the task in hand. You have to try these things.
So, went down to Front Runner. And was greeted by the enthusiastic Brooks Bra rep. He actually does bras and shoes, but this was a bra day. The bra in question was the Brooks Juno, which apparently retails from £40 – £50. It is apparently High Impact and ‘For women who prefer a controlled fit, our best-selling racerback powerhouse has it all — it’s the ultimate in support and shape with a customizable fit.’ Well, we shall see.
So first things first, the rep tried to talk me through a set piece on why it’s so important for women to have a correctly fitting sports bra. I must admit I was a bit impatient about this. See above. I know exactly what the issues are, I am on a perpetual quest for the elusive holy grail of a well fitted sports bra. However, credit where credit is due, after I’d rolled my eyes at this, the speech was truncated and we cut to the chase.
Now, I’m just going to be honest about this, because it is only fair to be so. The rep was very good, clearly knew his product and is sufficiently experienced to be apparently devoid of embarrassment whilst discussing cup sizes, bra fitting and the relative merits of the various options on offer. However, I’m not sure I was entirely comfortable having a man doing the fitting. I think it’s just that bras are an emotive issue, and I think that there is something about the lived experience of running in an ill-fitting bra, the shame of not being able to wrestle in to one, the body shaming that seems to go hand in hand with the impractical, seemingly misogynistic, styles presented so often that are literally, not just figuratively impossible to get into on your own, that I just don’t know if it is possible to empathise with if you haven’t been through it. I did ask him if he’d ever actually tried to put on a bra. Well he had, but only over a T-shirt and frankly, whilst I fully accept moobs are a thing he wasn’t in possession of them, barely an A cup. Now I’m quite shallow, and also quite desperate for a bra, so I got over my concerns pretty fast as a necessary hurdle to obtain the test vehicle on offer, but there’s no doubting it could be a barrier for many. It may be though, it isn’t even necessarily a gender thing. I’m mindful that this experience was way more positive than my last Brooks Bra Fitting disaster which was with an extremely petite, androgynously shaped and youthful woman, who (I’m sure unintentionally) made me feel like an entirely different life form to her. I said I was worried about them not having my size, and she assured me they were a very responsive company catering for all sizes ‘up to a D cup even!’ and then looked horror struck and aghast when I pointed out what I’d have thought was self evident to a bra fitter worth their mustard, that I’m often busting out of a F if it’s a mean cup fitting. She looked embarrassed on my behalf and then frankly disgusted. It was a horrible experience. I would credit the fitter on this occasion with being less judgmental, more sympathetic and honestly very sincere and helpful. but I don’t think either of the fitters I’ve encountered could speak from personal experience. Back to Bravissimo, all of their fitters are candidates for the products they sell, that inspired not only confidence, but grateful relief. Finally a fitter that understands me! There is such a gap in the sports manufacturing market for women with any kind of curves let alone an actual rack up front.
The next challenge was being given a tape measure and heading off to the little telephone box sized changing room to measure my ‘rib cage’ (are there ribs under there somewhere?) and then the widest part of my chest. You can measure over your current bra he said, but I’m not convinced as if that isn’t a decent fit you’ll just replicate that error surely? In any event, I was wearing a sports bra anyway (my current one is a rather worn out Shock Absorber) so the suggestion was to measure without anything on up top. This is not in and of itself a challenging task, but my those changing rooms are hard to manoeuvre around in. There is a large square pouffe thing which takes up most of the floor space, and then a free hanging full length mirror I ended up squashed up against, and I seemed to keep crashing into it as I tried to get the blooming tape measure round, and I hadn’t got my glasses with me and my it was hard to read those numbers off the tape without them. Maybe if they are going to have male sales reps, which is fair enough, and I don’t dispute they know their products, but perhaps encourage women coming for one of their mass bra fitting evenings to buddy up so they can help measure each other. Have the prosecco first too maybe!
Interestingly, the size he came up with for me based on my measurements, was the same as that for the Shock Absorber model I came wearing. One was found for me in black (all the samples were black, but there do seem to be a wide range of pretty cool colours on the website which was a pleasant surprise, though I doubt the average running shop would be able to carry such a wide range.) I liked the purple, which I was told is actually midnight blue or something. Errant nonsense on their part obviously, but don’t worry the important thing is the colour was fab.
My first impression of the bra though, as it was handed to me, was its heft. Although described as ‘unpadded’ – I later read they call it ‘cushioned’ it was extraordinarily thickened fabric, almost like slapping a memory foam mattress on your chest. I’m not sure what to make of this. I’m quite self-conscious about my bust size as it is, and this bra initially felt like I was nailing a figurehead to the front of ship with an already substantial bow! A whole new category of buxomness was in danger of being sported here. I mean, I know it needs to be pretty substantial to offer support, but this is fairly unforgiving in form. Still, if it works, I’ve always known a flattering bra is a hope too far. Maybe I need to channel my inner figurehead, these women are not apologetic about their physiques, though at least one of them is looking pretty pissed off, and clearly having similarly failed to find any suitable corselette is going commando. Good for her, why shouldn’t she, why shouldn’t we indeed, desperate times call for desperate measures..
Anyway, I was duly dispatched back to the changing room to try it on. Oh my gawd. It has quite novel fittings, which in theory should make it easier to get on, but it was unfamiliar. This was like doing a personal challenge on the krypton factor. The challenge required a cool head, stamina and intelligence as well as physical agility.
This bra has a racing back, but with a twist. The band that goes under your boobs actually includes an eye and hook fastening on that bra strap as well, meaning it can be put on without being at maximum tightness which is very good news. Also, the shoulder straps are unattached to the front, so you can therefore hoik the bra over your head before tightening everything up once your breasts are in situ. Blimey, what a performance. I’m surprised they didn’t send a rescue party in to see what had happened to me. Bet they were thinking about it, but just probably panicking about the etiquette of who to send in first. The problem was the dimensions of the changing room. You need quite a bit of flailing around space to get into a sports bra, and this changing room was most definitely not bigger on the inside. How superman manages to twirl round in a phone box and emerge in his cape and all I can’t imagine. I mean it probably helps that he has super powers, but I bet he wouldn’t be able to do that if he had to include donning a sports bra as part of his wardrobe.
There was much cursing under my breath, breaking out into hot and cold sweats and crashing into the mirror going on. Another top tip for shops selling sports bras, is have a changing room big enough for women to contort themselves into the required shapes that pulling on a sports bra necessitates. For this one, once you have it over your head and done up (relatively OK because of the design, which yes, is innovative) the next step is to some how hurl the straps that are now dangling down your back, so they hook back over your shoulders. Eventually I worked out the way to do this is to lean forward and reach up and grab the straps from over your shoulders and then pull them over and hook through where they fasten with velcro. I liked the velcro fastening option by the way, it feels like it will stay put, which was surprising, and allows you to alter the strap length with ease. I didn’t look anything like as serene as this model whilst dressing. I was all blotchy skin, fine film of sweat, bedraggled hair and blood shot eyes by the time I was safely in. I emerged from the changing room looking like I’d done ten rounds with a mountain lion, only with me the mountain lion won. Good really though, got to be sad about the demise of an endangered species whatever the provocation.
Oh well. Practice makes perfect possibly … perhaps …
The bra definitely has some interesting features, but I’m not yet sure the extent to which they will deliver on promises, plus it is still a ridiculous performance to get it on unaided first time of trying. It’s no wonder so many women are put off from ever starting running. It’s a complete fantasy that you just cheerily pull on your shoes and off you go, all carefree and at one with the world…
Once on, first impressions were, that the under strap was a good fit and overall it felt comfy. I wasn’t sure about the level of support though. It has a unicup rather than a separate cup for each breast, and I felt this leaves more potential for movement. I’m used to feeling more held in place. On the other hand, there is less extra fabric strips as in the Shock Absorber so it feels smoother against the skin. I queried the fit, but the rep said that these bras might just feel different as they are supposed to support you without squishing you, so maybe it is a question of getting used to it. I did try a smaller cup size, which I consider was pretty tenacious of me, as getting the darned things on and off it is a mighty deterrent to trying all over again. This is why I could never do triathlon, all that faffing around and changing of gear. Oh, yes and I’ve remembered the other reason I can’t do triathlon, I can barely swim and I have none of the required fitness, and also it has zero appeal, but other than that, it’s the faffing around with changing that puts me off.
To those who have not been through this process, it might sound improbable, but by the time I’d got the smaller cup size on and off, and back to the original again I had no idea which was the better fit. The smaller cup size was too restrictive, but the larger one has so much fabric to it. In the end, as it’s a trial, I went with the size that is the same as my existing bra, and I’ll see how it goes. Fair play to the Brooks rep he was very patient and did seem to understand the issues, but the real test comes when I’m out and running does it not…
First impressions then. Well, some interesting features, it was still a struggle to get into but it was doable, whereas I’ve tried other sports bras that I could hardly get over my head. The fabric feels soft and I like that you can adjust the straps with ease. I do find the absolute bulk of it off putting, and weirdly because it’s comfy on, it makes me doubt whether it will provide sufficient support. I think it’s fair to say it isn’t love at first sight, but then again, I’d be the first to admit that I’m so jaded by my forty plus years of trying to get a bra that fits I’m highly doubtful anything will do the job however supposedly ‘new’ or ‘innovative’. Having said that, I am quite looking forward to trying it out on an actual run, I want to be proved wrong on this.
The good news is that the request for feedback appears genuine, and I really do welcome that. I wonder if some sports companies are guilty of getting feedback in an echo chamber, if they only provide bras for smaller cup sizes then of course there will be no demand for larger ones, because they don’t sell them. And I think those of us with more generous proportions are of course going to have different requirements to others. So we’ll see.
Here’s to new bounce-free bounding across the [parkrun trails and my beautiful backyard peaks.
What do you reckon dear reader? Worth a punt? Will I end up casting off all my existing bras in favour of this new offer?
Honestly, right now I have no idea. No idea at all.
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Would be great if Sports Bra manufacturers could organise bra amnesties and collect clean lightly worn bras from their customers who are persuaded to move over to their particular products and ditch their own kits….
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Just a thought.
So there we go. Glad to have got all that off my chest so to speak. I did warn them I could be very opinionated and candid on this topic, I expect the nice people at Brooks will be completely thrilled!
Be careful what you ask for…
For all my comments on Brooks Bras see here – scroll down for older entries